Well the days have arrived, today is the first day of men's conference and i'm going to have a late night with a lot of work. In order to be more manly i have boycotted shaving and in order to try and relax (and stop my ulcers) i have purchased two "b-relaxed" vitamin waters. Unfortunately there are co-workers or diabolical elves that raid our fridge and indulge themselves on items that clearly don't belong to them. Due to this issue, my friend Lucas often has to write stern emails and label his items with stickers, i prefer a more comedic approach. I made my own label for my reserve vitamin water. It is labeled as such:
b-relaxed
jackfruit - guava (b + theanine)
Please do not manhandle or consume this beverage that is obviously not yours. Though this drink is called "b-relaxed", i will b-quite the opposite if anyone other than myself drinks this. As a matter of fact i will b-aggravated, b-furious, or even b-on-a-rampage to find the culprit.
During this event of late night hours and stressful deadlines, an extra help is needed to b-relaxed. Thank you for your cooperation.
Well if i survive the night or even weekend, i will be a stronger man. May friends i wish you well and good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
2 comments:
good luck staying awake!
may the force b-with you.
wow...you're something else. =)
mar
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