Tuesday, January 15, 2008

They call me Dr. Green Thumb (Okay, maybe not)

So today I said goodbye to my 2 megapixel camera i've had since 2002 and joined welcomed in 2008 by buying a new 8 megapixel digital camera... hooray for me. Some other big news... i'm a daddy! Not of an actual child... well at least that i know of, but look here's my new borns, they're strawberries!

I also did some landscaping today since i couldn't get the lawn mower to start...

It's a dolphin, Johnny Depp aint got nothing on me!

Until next time, good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
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2 comments:

Angie Eats Peace said...

Sweet dolphin! Did you use a design or something?

January 16, 2008 at 7:44 PM
Anonymous said...

your life is no longer valid. you are officially expired. You boring cunt! and your mother sucks cocks in hell. and your dad is a dirty slovakian child rapist with 2 cocks in his ass along with a tangerine that i got for christmas from a tight aunt and then left it in his anal cavities around the sphincter regions. Thank you.

Ps. Tell your mum il be round to service her bowels about 8. and that I will come back for my tangerine this time. please could she get some of those soft tissues with the hint of aloe vera as it tends to wipe of the lubricant while leaving a soothing cooling feeling. Thanks.

PPS. I didnt mean to write so much but i got on a bit of a wobbler, a bit like the time i wrote dolly parton a letter of disgust following her recent forays to the world of cow fisting, you know, where the woman takes a fist and inserts it directly into the vulva of a live cow while it assumes the position of a cow in order to inspect the spotted labia wall. Thanks.

PPPS. Have ya slimed yit?

November 8, 2008 at 8:57 AM

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